SUBMISSION POSTS POSTPONED

Hello Shade Chaser's,

In light of the Covid-19 crisis and what is currently happening around the world. We have decided to postpone all submissions on the blog for the time being.
It is important to focus on our real lives during this stressful time and do our best to adjust to the challenges presented to us.
As fun as it is to play with virtual gossip and second life characters, we feel that it is far more important to allow our team to focus on what really matters. Their real life careers, families and friends.
We encourage each and everyone of you to do the same. Follow the medical advice given in your cities. Practice proper hygiene, self isolate when asked to and practice social distancing!
It is important that we take care of our vulnerable members in our communities. The best way to do that is to do your part in containing the virus and preventing it from spreading.
This isn't a second life role play, this is real.

You may continue to send your submissions to slshaderoomsl@gmail.com in the mean time. We will post an update in a few weeks if and when the situation improves.


Thank you for your patience and understanding. Please take care of yourselves and each other!


The SL Shade Room Team

FEATURED SHADE SERIES #9 - DTVSL DANAKAI A.K.A DANA MAYO

                                                                    DANA MAYO

This next submission was a surprise because we like Dayna, However, the submissions are rolling in and it's only fair to post them all.
Read as is (we had to edit some of the spelling and grammar):


"I want you to do a post on Dayna Mayo. Her legacy name is danakai. She pretends to be nice to your face but will be in your guy's box trying to fuck him while she's talking to you and faking a friendship. The only time she isn't being a deceitful slut is when she gets into a new relationship. For the 1st couple weeks she will be a good girl but then her desire to lie and cheat will take over.
She's fucked 2 of my guy's and I know other relationships she has ruined.
She is an attention whore in the lounge and is the worst host. She can't hold the attention of the room and struggles on a regular basis to host events or voice direct. How does she even work there?
She uses that fake trying to be sexy voice all the time. Its embarrassingly sad to witness. Make it stop!"

There you have it Shade Chaser's. Please continue to send your submissions to slshaderoomsl@gmail.com 

FEATURED SHADE SERIES #8 - DTVSL ALEXXISSVANITY A.K.A LEXI

                                                  ALEXXISSVANITY A.K.A LEXI

This submission was submitted last week by the same anonymous person. I think we all know knew this cunt would follow her "bestie". Before we paste the submission we would like to offer our knowledge of this mean girl.
Some of us have had direct contact with her and some of us have never had any contact with her. But we all agree that she's a vicious asshole who likes to make fun of people and play victim.
Fuck this wannabe mean girl and her clique of idiots!
Please see as submitted below:

"I fucking hate Bob's sidekick Lexi. She stands around in stupid fucking outfits pretending to be afk and talking shit about everyone in private messages. Her avi is always eating food and she's probably a fat fucking pig in rl! She's always rude to people and condescending. She thinks she's better then everyone but she's a stupid bitch who needs to get a REAL LIFE! The best thing that ever happened to the lounge is her getting banned because everyone hates her and notices how she is always trying to start fights with people. She is a bully and an attention whore. All her friends kiss her ass and she acts like she's the queen of everything. Your not better then us and your flicker sucks bitch! I hope you choke on Bob's dick because your a piece of shit!"

So Shade Chaser's lets all bow down to the Queen of pieces of shit!

FEATURED SHADE SERIES #7 - DTVSL BOBSYRUNCLE A.K.A SYR

                                                     BOBSYRUNCLE A.K.A SYR

Hi there Shade Chaser's! This week we have an anonymous submission about one of the biggest womanizers to grace DT in a long time. We almost didn't post this one because technically he's not a part of the DT world anymore but....fuck this guy!

Read the below as submitted:

"Please, please, please post about Bob . He is a heartless asshole who will lie to women and say ANYTHING to get in their panties! Once he gets what he wants he becomes distant and acts like you don't matter. He will disregard your feelings and not talk to you for days and then act like nothing is wrong. When you confront him, he makes you feel like YOU ARE CRAZY!
He will go so far as to partner you and refuse to remove any other females from his profile, only to ignore you and unpartner you after sex. He also ignores you when his friends are around.

He fails to realize that all of us women he has taken advantage of talk to each other and we know what he is about!

FYI ladies, when he promises to go meet you, he won't! He's a liar and a snake! He will get your hopes up only to let you down and laugh at your tears.

Consider this a warning about a guy who comes off ass charming but ends up being the devil!"



So there you have it Shade Chaser's, I can say that we can vouch for this anonymous person. Because we too know women that he has fucked over.
Give this douche bag a round of applause!

FEATURED SHADE SERIES #6- DTVSL KERRISA WHITEFALCON

                                                         KERRISA WHITEFALCON

Kerrisa, we weren't going to address you because we felt it was too risky since you came back. But you have commented quite a bit and it seems you are begging for the attention.
Lets start off with our extreme disappointment in Steph for allowing you back. You are the Gestapo of DT. You run off the good people and you brag about your friendships with the bad people.You suck all of the fun out of the room with your drill sergeant attitude, barking orders at everyone like a frothing at the mouth German Shepard.
I will be honest, the first time we made you leave was difficult. It took a lot of planning and to get the complaints up. But we prevailed and you disappeared.
Moving on to the day you came back. We were all pissed off because the lounge is way more fun without you around. Why do you have to stick your nose in everything? Why do you have to ruin any fun that goes on. We don't bully people just because we want to keep out the trolls and assholes wanting to cause trouble. You came in hot with a chip on your shoulder and a mission to oust us!
But look who got ousted...you! We got rid of you again and all is right with the world. We're glad you've disappeared again. Stay the fuck away because every time you come back trying to order us around, we will make your SL miserable. And no, you won't figure out who we are no matter what you do.

Say goodbye to Stephanie's pet Shade Chasers!

FEATURED SHADE SERIES #5- DTVSL STEPHANIE STEAMWEAVER

                                                      STEPHANIE STEAMWEAVER

Now, the woman you all talk shit about and hate but pretend to kiss her ass. Your Boss Lady Stephanie Steamwever. The one and only genius who manages to pay her RL bills off of your kinks and online sex labor lol!  Your money that you give back to her. I once heard her bitch about the "SL ECONOMY" and how because of people not supporting her sim, she had to "GET A REAL LIFE JOB". How awful! I mean hysterical!!!

Stephanie manages to convince you all to give her %70 percent of the money YOU EARNED at these sham events! What idiots you are! Many ex staff have told me how you fake the weird spanks, pass your own money back and forth to have the events appear successful so that dumb men will tip and also how she tries to control everything you do on SL with threats against you. Lets break it down.

She pays you which you "can't find anywhere else in SL".

Okay, but then she intimidates you into putting it all back into the sim, whether it be for the appearance of events or renting land or renting ad boards. And if you so much as hint at putting your money anywhere else, the guilt trips and intimidation/ threats start. These tricks are as old as the time we have all been coming here. Over and over ex staff have told me these things.

(Now the people who this is happening too are starting to wonder...the bells are ringing, they're going to all have a light bulb moment. Because I promise you, just because the current staff haven't said anything to me yet I know its still happening).

Yet you blindly follow her like a sad little sex cult. Pathetic!

She also allows her staff to bully and attack other staff and VIP's. While agreeing that the victims are the problem. 

This woman is utter trash by the way. She once told a group of people how she has orgasms every time she uses the washroom because she wipes back and forth (insert vomit emoji here)! News flash you dumb disgusting beast...you should should never wipe back and forth, i can't even imagine the  yeast infected, bacteria thriving situation she is dealing with down there!

Also her husband once masturbated using expired tartar sauce and she was screaming about the smell..yeah...this is  the owner Shade Chasers! 

FEATURED SHADE SERIES #4- DTVSL BUSTY BAILY

                                                              BUSTY BAILY

Busty, the most delusional person at DT. Openly bitter and jealous of any female who get's attention in the lounge. Has multiple feuds with several women. Ask any single female that goes to DT if they get along with Busty and they will have a story about what a horrible cunt she is.  She plays victim, cries to Stephanie about being bullied by other staff and VIP's but come to DT and see that she is in fact the ring leader of the staff clique. If she feels like you are a threat to her, she will hatch a plan to get rid of you. 

She is absolutely crazy! From begging men to fuck her in IMs and than slut shaming other women in public and saying she doesn't just fuck anybody lol! She regularly has gross voice sex with other women who are also gross in public. Then she cries about it if the men don't praise her for her sex shows. 

She constantly is clearing her fat phlegm filled throat on voice "ahem!" and "gurgle"...its nasty!

Try messaging her if you're a man. She is the most unfriendly, unfunny, bitter, mean cunt. But she will beg for sex so if you're into that kind of desperation, you're in for a real treat!

Busty has bragged about being a horrible mother. She basically harasses her son (who is in the army or navy or something). She says she likes to call him and yell at him for not calling her enough. Which is bat shit (this might be a Mommy dearest stolen valor situation, who knows!?)

This leads me to one of the best stories I have heard about DT to date..

FARTGATE! 

Here it is as submitted lol!

So Busty is in the lounge desperately trying to hold on to the little attention that she gets. Some guy is talking to her and she's being a huge bitch and then she actually FARTS on voice! I mean she lets one rip pretty loud! Apparently its enough to have the room in hysterics. Well this guy calls her on it! He just comes right out and says "oh my god, did you just FART on voice!?". And Busty, being the boring bitter non sense of humor heifer that she is, denies it with such a force that it is obvious that she did do it. Of course the entire lounge is passing around messages to each other laughing about it. Even her "so called friends" in the room are apparently in on the joke!

Busty is so embarrassed and so upset about this that she goes on a complaint rampage and actually goes as far as to get other people staff and VIPs in trouble for joking about it. 

The question I have is...why wouldn't she just laugh it off and move on? 

So THAT my fellow Shade Chaser's is the story of FARTGATE and the bitter crazy bitch that has no sense of humor!

I would like to thank the anonymous submitter for the #Fartgate portion of this roast.

If you would like to submit any stories about DT please email slshaderoomsl@gmail.com